I’m a lover of lists…and todays topic is my all time top five disney characters.

1. Ariel from The Little Mermaid-

This has always been my favorite disney movie, and I’m even getting a chest tattoo themed on this film. There’s just something about this spunky little red head that calls to me. Maybe it’s the fact that she does what she loves, and all consequences be damned, plus who hasn’t been 16 and in love?

2. Belle from The Beauty & The Beast-

A pretty little brunette who loves books? How can I NOT love her? This just screams me, not to mention she’s caring, yet headstrong, and know what she wants, and does not want. Plus, she’s french. Who doesn’t love the provincial french? Well my dad…but he just thinks the french are surrender monkeys…

3. Wart (Arthur) from the Sword in the Stone-

A clumsy kid who stumbles into a wizard’s cottage, who goes on to be king is pretty righteous in my book. This movie may be older than my parents, but I still love it. It’s crazy as hell! Pulling a sword from a rock makes you king? Wizards and owls? Sign me up at the local Gold’s Gym, and in a month or two I’d give that bad boy a go.

4. Elliot and Pete from Pete’s Dragon-

Another oldy but goody. I know it’s two characters, but it’s like booze and hookers, yes they exist without each other, but they’re so much better together. A boy who’s friend dragon can go invisible…I’d like to be his amigo. Think of all the mischief and mayhem we could cause. Plus it’s totally sweet that this gentle giant cares so much for this orphan boy.

5. The three children from Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks-

Three war evacuee kids that are total shits that get whipped into shape by a half assed spinster witch, and who fly around in a bed? Hell yes! This film sounds too ridiculous to actually have been made, but believe it. If you don’t, I’ll have murder she wrote send some walking armor after your asses.